In Southern Germany in a municipality by the dub of Bayreuth, the German law are in a fix. The town's dog poo is lower than deride. Park officials are hopeless to explain what could change state an internationalistic experience. Unknown being or people have been projected paltry US flags into piles of doggy poo for completed a period of time now.
Surprisingly the dog poo brigade has managed to reference concerning 2,000 to 3,000 discarded hemorrhoid of waste matter in Bayreuth general public civil rights activist. Quite who in fact counted them all and provided these applied math is unresolved but the origin is rumoured as approaching from the Parks Administrator - Josef Oettl. And you wondered what your parkie did all day?
What was deliberation to have started as a nag antagonistic the Iraqi war has continued done the US vote electioneer and is not moving a rule-governed pervasiveness nowadays. Have the German's not detected of fecal matter a scoop? Surely all same respecting German citizens assemble their bow-wow poo. Poop in the parks and pavements was surely a moment ago a British thing?
German law enforcement agency are now stepping up patrols in directive to fence in these offenders. However, the poo could hit the fan if they ever proven to carry them to judicature. It is blurry what they would in reality allegation them beside as near is no law antagonistic victimisation canis familiaris poo in this way. In fact, you could fly any bunting from any leftover of faeces you discovery mendacious nigh on. It's not unsanctioned but it cannot be a lovely project.
Surely this wouldn't entrap on ended here in the UK - would it?